The Orchard Island Golf and Beach Club is the official name of this gated community located along I-95 midway between Titusville and Palm Beach. This community is rated in the top 10 per capita income residences in the United States, so you will be amongst some of the most elite apes known should you settle here. In fact, there are only 140 people who make this their home. Well, at least one of their homes. These are the people who know that when a big storm comes off the Atlantic, it’s time to pack your coconuts and head for higher ground.

When you stop in, email us back. We just want to know of there is a shop there that sells t-shirts and bumper stickers so we can make the other apes we know think we were allowed in.