The major feature of Placida is the Gasparilla Marina. If you want to live in on the Gulf Coast and have access to some of the world’s best boating, the only way you could be closer is to give up being an ape, shave off all the fur and grow gills. All that stands between you and the Gulf of Mexico is the barrier islands that define Port Charlotte.

With multiple communities to the north this is one of the better places to kick back for a vacation, or dare we say look for a hairy ape retirement home. But be forewarned. With the water right at your doorstep, those ape relatives who come for a visit may just stay!